November 2011
9 posts
"The Juicer"
The Juicer
He lost it all… Job gone,
Wife gone, Girlfriend gone, Money gone… Even his favorite dog had given up on life with his paw to the sky saying…
“Fuck PETA, where were you when I needed you?”
HE thought he had made all the right moves, Did all the right things, followed all the rules save a few…
So when they came to put his juicer on the front lawn...
"Sand Box Gladiators"
“Are you not entertained…Are you not entertained?”
Hell naw I am not!
I was out last night and found myself watching little men with big egos almost come to blows and possibly more, over club real estate. “Excuse me homie, but we paid for this section”. A make shift vip area put together by arranging scantly placed furniture with the skill of a mildly retarded...